toosigma

I’m an off and on fan of The Onion, since some of their articles just strike me as stupid. But this one about the new “Theory of Intelligent Falling” just has me rolling in the aisles. I’m not sure if a highly religious individual would appreciate this particular allusion, but it’s still worth [...]

Bright and early Saturday morning, about 0900, I got a knock at the apartment door. I immediately assumed it was someone wanting to see my still-sleeping roommate since I never get visitors, but I got the door anyway.
Standing there in the cool autumn morning air were two well-dressed gentlemen, asking me about my religious affiliation. [...]